{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-girl-who-was-tuesday-paperback","title":"The Girl Who Was Tuesday (paperback)","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePlease note: Books will ship in June 2026 via IngramSpark. Your card will be charged now; your order will be fulfilled upon release.\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eQuirky, original, and a little bit batshit,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/diachroneitybooks.com\/Beatriz-Seelaender\" rel=\"history\"\u003eBeatriz Seelaender\u003c\/a\u003e’s delightfully obfuscating novella is a chaotic meditation on identity, autonomy, and individuality set against a veggie-based murder mystery where the reader is always, deliberately, one step behind.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMariam Grubbs is Tuesday. Not Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday through Sunday. Just Tuesday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo keep track of their day-to-day lives, Tuesday and her six other selves must maintain an open and honest line of communication through whiteboard messages, and not a little bit of private notes and coded games of chess. So what happens when Scotland Yard comes knocking—a dead friend on their books and Mariam looking like the prime suspect? A whole lot of chaos, manipulation, and a magical mystery tour of London as Tuesday, always the responsible one, tries to solve the case of which Day dunnit and why.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA fantastically obscure tale of self- and\/or sisterhood, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Girl Who Was Tuesday\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e takes an absurdist look at the concept of individualism from the perspective of someone who is anything but.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor fans of:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ethe London Underground \/ coded games of chess \/ \u003cem\u003eThe Man Who Was Thursday\u003c\/em\u003e \/ absurdist comedy \/ Jekyll and Hyde syndrome \/ \u003cem\u003eOona Out of Order\u003c\/em\u003e \/ \u003cem\u003eSeverance\u003c\/em\u003e \/ bizarro whodunnits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Girl Who Was Tuesday\u003cbr\u003eby Beatriz Seelaender\u003cbr\u003e9781738360949 (pbk)\u003cbr\u003e9781738360956 (ebook)\u003cbr\u003e4.25 x 7 inches\u003cbr\u003e154 pages\u003cbr\u003eJune 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePublished by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/diachroneitybooks.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDiachroneity Books\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Girl Who Was Tuesday Presale Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49652112916647,"sku":null,"price":17.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8133\/4439\/files\/diachroneity_seelaender_frontcover_web.png?v=1778443614"},{"product_id":"the-girl-who-was-tuesday-ebook","title":"The Girl Who Was Tuesday (ebook)","description":"\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePlease note: Your order will be fulfilled in June 2026 via a download code. Your card will be charged now; your order will be fulfilled upon release.\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eQuirky, original, and a little bit batshit,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"history\" href=\"https:\/\/diachroneitybooks.com\/Beatriz-Seelaender\"\u003eBeatriz Seelaender\u003c\/a\u003e’s delightfully obfuscating novella is a chaotic meditation on identity, autonomy, and individuality set against a veggie-based murder mystery where the reader is always, deliberately, one step behind.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMariam Grubbs is Tuesday. Not Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday through Sunday. Just Tuesday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo keep track of their day-to-day lives, Tuesday and her six other selves must maintain an open and honest line of communication through whiteboard messages, and not a little bit of private notes and coded games of chess. So what happens when Scotland Yard comes knocking—a dead friend on their books and Mariam looking like the prime suspect? A whole lot of chaos, manipulation, and a magical mystery tour of London as Tuesday, always the responsible one, tries to solve the case of which Day dunnit and why.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA fantastically obscure tale of self- and\/or sisterhood, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Girl Who Was Tuesday\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e takes an absurdist look at the concept of individualism from the perspective of someone who is anything but.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor fans of:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ethe London Underground \/ coded games of chess \/ \u003cem\u003eThe Man Who Was Thursday\u003c\/em\u003e \/ absurdist comedy \/ Jekyll and Hyde syndrome \/ \u003cem\u003eOona Out of Order\u003c\/em\u003e \/ \u003cem\u003eSeverance\u003c\/em\u003e \/ bizarro whodunnits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Girl Who Was Tuesday\u003cbr\u003eby Beatriz Seelaender\u003cbr\u003e9781738360949 (pbk)\u003cbr\u003e9781738360956 (ebook)\u003cbr\u003eJune 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePublished by \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/diachroneitybooks.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDiachroneity Books\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Girl Who Was Tuesday Presale Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49652142047399,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/8133\/4439\/files\/diachroneity_seelaender_frontcover_web.png?v=1778443614"}],"url":"https:\/\/the-girl-who-was-tuesday-presale-shop.myshopify.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"The Girl Who Was Tuesday Presale Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}